tech support.
Ammon received the following email from his uncle and it's too good not to share. So true, my friends. So true.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Caution, Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
11 comments:
whoever invented that was sheer genius!!!
LOL HILARIOUS!!
HAHAHA! I especially love the lingerie part. so true my friend, so true.
Too funny. Thanks for sharing. I needed a good laugh. :)
LOVE IT! Hahahahahaha.
i agree with emily and the tech support. the hot lingerie v. 7.7 also boosts performance in laundry 5.0, getting you ice cream at 11pm 4.0 and taking out the trash 3.7, and pretty much the whole operating system.
HILARIOUS! Thanks for sharing! At least now I know what programs to run to get the house cleaned :)
LOVE IT too funny
Absolutely hilarious!
things just change as we get more comfortable in our marriages and things that once were are once in a blue moon or simply no longer exist. for me I still get some help around the house but conversation is in between. Nagging NEVER gets me anywhere but a good reminder never fails. Hope all is well with you.
Hilarious and so true. So true. :)
love it, love it, love it!
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